Andromache Flint was not born on a wind-raft on Alpha Centauri, nor did she graduate the National University of Jove with a degree in Interdimensional Thermodynamics. She is not a captain of the scavenger ship by the name of “Asteroen”, along with a tight-knit crew and a cat named Petunia. In her free time, she has no relation whatsoever to the writing of memoirs, vampirology, or the collection of photographs documenting the existence of the elusive Violet Bishop.

If you encounter anyone meeting the above criteria, they are almost certainly not Andromache, and should be reported to the proper authorities.